A Monument For Fred

Get better old man

How To

How to Dance

1. Begin by standing in a relaxed position.
2. When the music starts throw your head back.
3. Then brink your head forward.
4. You can also follow through and bend at the waist.
5. Then bring your head back once again.
6. Repeat these steps in order for prolonged dancing.

How to use a Urinal

1. Enter bathroom.
2. Choose urinal suiting height.
3. Be careful not to touch urinal!
4.Unzip pants.
5. Pee.
6. Zip up pants.
7. Exit bathroom passing sinks.